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[seasleepy]

See!? Just as promised, we serviced every corner of the country this summer, leaving no one behind. Not even North Plains, Oregon. And now, our work is done.

Much love,
guster.

Dear Guster,
AHEM?!

Not serviced,
Sarah

Comments

[z3p.livejournal.com]

is it just me, or is that a lot of sex?

[kraftyhorse.livejournal.com]

Of course North Plains is extradonarily close to another part of Oregon which is also getting Guster lovin'- Portland.

Nope, NOTHING even remotely near Reno.

It's ok, though. I don't need them. I've got....umm...a movie theatre. :/

[harbinjer.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of those Six Flags commercials that claimed whereever you are, there's a Six Flags near you With a map showing all the parks and not one of them being closer than about 3 states away.